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Sad.

Posted in Uncategorized on September 23, 2008 by adamrivers

 

The topic of this blog is strange and unknown, even to those who are highly educated in the science field. It’s a theif that steals the life of its victim.

AIDS.

One of the most frightening words, let alone diseases, in the world. Its victims are catagorized as unclean, untouchable. They are deamed unworthy to live.

 So let me start by saying that not one victim of HIV/AIDS has “asked for” this disease. They have not Sinned. God is not punishing them. When I hear someone say “anyone that has aids should be inprisoned” or “America should dispose of people who are HIV/AIDS positive” Its apparent that that person is highly uneducated, and has no soul. Heaven forbid that that person become stricken with a deadly disease, and be judged just like they have judged others. After all, karma exists.

To Those of you who, like me, are negetive:
 – Use protection
– Get tested often
And Most importantly, cherish your health and stop taking life for granted.

To those of you who test positive, and are trying to live a happy life: I commend you for being strong! Keep pressing on and live your life to the fullest. God Bless you.

And to you, America:

Lets get off our high horses, stop pretending that we are better than everyone, and find a cure!

Dear Sarah Palin

Posted in Uncategorized on September 23, 2008 by adamrivers

Dear Sarah Palin,

I have seen you on television… and seen you on television, and seen you on television… Then a few days ago, i saw you on a tabloid! Omg are you Paris Hilton!?!?! Hell no, She stands waaaay more a chance of being in the white house than you, my dear.

And Omg, let me just say, I LOVE LOVE LOVE your psychotic-like religion in which you try and convert gays. Omg its like so rad…

Please im so tired of seeing insane people in politics. They crucify Britney Spears for having a rough time mentally/emotionally and shes just a singer/entertainer and then they allow you, obviously a delusional homophobe to become involved in this election! Do you stand a chance at running out country?

i hope not.

Im Sorry… Kinda

Posted in Uncategorized on September 23, 2008 by adamrivers

OK, so my last blog was a little harsh, and let me go on to say that i am sorry to any person with a problem, be it Bulimia, Anorexia or whatever. But unfortunatly the person in question suffers from Attentionwhoreia, and believe me, the side effects are much more damaging.  When you parade into a bar with your “omgparishiltonlykeomg” additude and your huge sunglasses that are bigger than your face… Well, to someone who is practicing sobriety, and simply there to socialize with a few friends, its sickening. And pretty soon I’M the one who is starting to have trouble holding my dinner down.

Then to my dismay, you begin to leach in on someone who is in my close inner circle. They then refuse to heed my warning and begin to become smitten with you, because you have obviously lent them your huge sunglasses, that are bigger than you face, and they have rendered them blind.

Anyone who claims to be a “lush” is searching for attention. everyone knows that, and when you become infamous… not famous, but infamous for your “addiction” to alchohol and vomit, its sad, because people only like you for one of two reasons.|

A. Because your a Trainwreck

B. Because standing next to you, they look sane/pretty (actually, they look ANYTHING but skinny next to you)

so all in all, when you called me “fat” (Fat, being a non drinker/ non drug user/ non whore/ non paris hilton fan/ non vomit-er/ non stick figure) It was tragic. tragic tragic tragic, just like your future.

God, I really need to try and be more sympathetic.

Another Day, Another Drama

Posted in Uncategorized on September 23, 2008 by adamrivers

OK, Another day, Another rant… this one comes from the heart…

 

let me just say… actually, where do i even start on such a touchy subject?  Ok, if you are 847353876 lbs, please please please wear the appropriate sized clothing. 

Thats not actually where im going with this, This is for you dumb faggots out there that think its cool to starve yourself and/or vomit. Ok, first off, this practice is very very very deadly, but if you slowly want to comitt suicide, then whos buisness is it but yours, and God’s i suppose. the effects of this practice (and i use the word “practice” for all of you attention whores! although i do aknowlege that some people suffer from real issues that they do not control) Ok, anyway this practice does not make you look like paris hilton or whom ever you are tryin to muse. its sad when your chihuahua actually weights more than its owner…

so lets all just sacrifice looking bigger for looking dumb.

So my question for you IS: As you were throwing up your third breakfast this morning, did you leave your personality in the toilet… better check!

 

With Love,

Adam

OMG Lyke WTF

Posted in Uncategorized on September 23, 2008 by adamrivers

Like OMG, i am like so supprised that our world is just sooooo nice. like, i have 2 really good examples.

The other day, like i was sitting there, and my best friend like said he would call me back, and never did, and like, i found out that hes talking to my ex and my ex is trying to get with him, and like, its ok because they are just such nice people. and like, i love them soooooo much that i just love those boys. Like, i hope they both know that im always there for them, even though im a STD ridden Pedophile lover and a stupid redneck Ya’ll!!!!! Because like, their smart and im stupid. Like all i think about is my hair, and my tan, and like my clothes, and pretty much im just a dumb ass… like omg…

And then a few days ago, like i was working, and some lady heard about the problems i have been having, and like, she said “Adam, go find Jesus” and i was like “OMG” and i did. and it happened.

My parents soooooo knew what they were doing when they sent me to a million and a half specialists after i shaved my head and started acting weird. because they are just soooo much smarter then me, and they know me better like, then i know myself.

Like all these things just make me wanna cry, and or like, get a job sitting on my ass all day, and talking on the phone, and then like, coming  home and being a complete mental case and like, let my mother answer all of my calls and let her be a complete immature hag, and like i should try and turn peoples friends against them… like… thats soooooooooo me.

i need to lie to my friends and tell them im judging the miss america pagent.

LIKE OMG.

(if anyone believes that this post is to be taken serious, then your just too dumb to be reading it)